Thursday, January 9, 2014

The Bright Yellow Submarine

     Most of Barbara's siblings wound up living in McGehee, Arkansas.  Sugar and husband Jimmy bought a service station. After they were doing well, Eunice and Charlie bought one too. Soon they both were selling used cars. JD and Sue started selling used cars also. I never understood how they all got along as well as they did, with so many competing in the same businesses in a small town. But they seemed to make it work, for the most part. They would often go to the dealer's auction together, and got to sit around and visit a lot.


      JD was once on the way home from the auction towing a car he bought, with his wrecker. Two cars  tried to box him in. One really close behind, the other right in front. The front one then started slowing down, more and more, and he realized they were trying to stop him. JD is about the last person hijackers would want to try that on. JD started showing the guy in front why a wrecker is called a wrecker, wrecking the back of the car up real good. Finally, the guy in front saw the error in his ways, and sped up real fast. After that, JD always carried a gun in his wrecker. A policeman once stopped him. JD got out of the wrecker, locked the door. The policeman looked in the truck, and saw the gun stock sticking out from under the seat. He said, "Open it up. I want to look at that gun." JD said "No, I may need that before I get home." After they had both repeated their statements a few times, and it was still a standoff, the policeman called his supervisor, who was soon there. The supervisor soon surmised the situation, too, took the cop aside, and talked to him some. The supervisor came over and said to JD, "You have a good day, Sir." They all went on their separate ways.


     Early on, I saw a way for Barbara and me to save some money on the cars we bought, buying at the dealer's auction, with a little help from kinfolk. I was never all about buying a brand new car, preferring to let someone else pay the thousands of dollars the car value dropped, just by driving it off the dealer's lot. JD and Sue helped us out a lot. He could get me in the gate, taught me to drive it a little, back up a little, and taught me what to listen for. He taught me to check the oil, and how to feel that oil on the dipstick, to see if something had been added to it to keep it from leaking so fast. Anyway, once I got the hang of it, I would pick out a car, tell JD what I would pay for it, and he did the bidding. I have always been uncomfortable bidding at an auction. I guess that's partly a throwback to the days I went with Dad to so many cattle auctions, and Dad always told us to sit very still. If we moved, we might buy a cow.


      I did actually buy a lawnmower by accident a couple of years ago, when I went to the Back Gate farmer's auction with my friend, Ronnie McMillan. I was just moving around, trying to stay warm on that very cold day, and suddenly, the auctioneer pointed to me, and said, "Sold! To that old guy back there!" I didn't even want that lawnmower. I also slipped and fell on an icy spot that day, flat on my face. The auctioneer even stopped the bidding and asked me if I was all right. I smiled, shook my now muddy head yes. But I wished I was home.


     Anyway, I bought many cars for us at the dealer's auction, over the years. Or, actually, JD did. After learning just what to look and listen for, I had good success at that. I did get beat once, when a dealer slipped a little something into the transmission fluid to keep it from slipping until I got home.


     I always liked it better when Barbara didn't go, because she was very picky about unimportant stuff like the type of car, and the color. I got a really good deal once on a bright yellow station wagon, and you wouldn't believe the flak I caught over that when I got home. Barb and the kids immediately named it “The Yellow Submarine.”  I tried to explain to them. I got a heck of a deal. Nobody else was even bidding on it. Barbara took a real liking for the auction after that, and at car buying time, I couldn't even leave out for Little Rock without her jumping right in with me.


     Corey decided he wanted a car. We told him if he would get a job, we would match his money toward buying one. After he made a little money, Corey wanted to go to the auction. I explained my policy about never buying anything we had not had a chance to look at and drive. But Corey's budget was pretty thin, and after he realized that he probably was not going to afford any of them he had driven, he lowered his standards. He saw one coming through the line that we had not checked out, but JD told him what it would probably go for, and it was running, so he just had to have it.


     Corey had always been critical of my habit of buying auction cars, said I was not handling our car situation well. We always wound up driving a piece of junk, to his way of thinking. Well, he got his own. Soon, reverse went out, and it was a big problem for him, getting out our driveway. You just would not believe how long he sometimes had to wander around in our woods in that car to get out to the road. I finally just could not help myself, and told him, “Corey, you're not handling your car situation well. You're driving a hunk of junk” He finally sold it to a boy from Amity, who was probably in Corey's situation. But HIS dad probably knew how to fix it. Corey didn't have that advantage.



     Corey could never keep up with his keys, and his billfold. But, they always came back to him, eventually. Once, he laid his house keys up on his car, got a ways down the road, and they slid off. A dog found them, took them to his owner's porch, and the neighbor returned them. Once he got his wallet, left in a store, back in the mail. His stuff just always came back. 

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