Monday, April 2, 2012

Africa! The Safari, Part two


      Soon two male lions came running, trying to take the kill over while Hyenas circled, waiting for their share. One female Lion jerked off a large chunk of meat, and ran off with it, chased by a male.
Water Buffalo had another Lion treed, and each time he would try to come down, they ran at him with their sharp horns, trying to protect their young. He just went back up the tree to wait them out. These kind of encounters continued for a while, then Wesley drove us back in some woods along a river bluff, overlooking a river full of Hippos, and set up a table for our breakfast. I picked up a huge bone, and brought it to Wesley. "Never do that. There could have easily been a Black Mamba under that."
      He got a call, someone had spotted a Leopard, and we were off, scattering Water Buffalo as we went. Sure enough, a Leopard was treed. We got photos. We got many good photos that morning. One of the most beautiful birds I have ever seen, many animals in the deer family, then a herd of Elephants. Next was a herd of Zebras rolling in the dust. "That's why nobody ever rides a Zebra. Their first instinct, with something on their back, is to lie down and roll over on it," Wesley said.
      When we got to Lunch, back at camp, we only filled up one table of many in the lunch room. "It is just hard to get tourists to come in," Wesley said," when someone's getting hacked to death over the hill with a machete."
      Our group consisted of a war crimes recorder, with the UN, her two sisters from Canada, two missionaries, and us. Using my trademark charm, I told the ladies, "I would have been here long before, if I had only known I would be dining with 6 beautiful ladies." I know they all were inwardly swooning over that, but outwardly, It looked a little more like they were gagging.
      The waiter, not very busy, sat down and talked to us a lot. He was explaining how his generation of Masai were trying to change old customs of his tribe. The old customs largely stripped them of their wealth, and also contributed greatly to the Aids problem. Their Dad wanted to buy yet another wife, but his sons told him he didn't need another wife, he had given far too many of the cattle they had for the group of wives he already had. The dad was pouty about that, but he didn't get the wife. A dead man's wife was traditionally taken by his brother, helping further spread the Aids problem.
      A Masai leader of some sort came to talk to us that afternoon. I think he sorta expected our women to swoon at his full dress costume, But these were strong, outspoken women, and they had their own agenda. "Why do you circumcize your women?" was their first question. Well, all he could tell them was, "It's just our custom." The UN War Crimes woman stated, "Well, its a bad custom, and you need to stop it." Poor guy. He was just never able to get around to his prepared speech, and was happy to see us go. He did manage to ask me if anyone in America had cows. When I told him many people do, he said, "Tell them we will be coming for them." The Masai feel they own all the cattle in the world.
      Wesley got a big scare on the afternoon outing. He saw the end of a woman's toe in the corner of his vision when driving, and I thought he was going to dive out of the moving Jeep. He later told us Black Mamba's, when ran over, sometimes wrap around the axle and get into the open Jeep, and by then it would be very mad. If that happened, it could take out a lot of people.
      We flew back to Nairobi. When we stepped off the plane, our regular driver was waiting. I proudly introduced him to the five new women, my five new "wives," and told him I had spent all my cows.
Back at Rafiki, we had e-mails waiting. Corey and Kinley, our children, were on pins and needles, and wanted to know it as soon as we were off Safari.
     I had befriended our guards, and regularly sat around and talked to them at the gate, before they started their nightly rounds. The women missionaries, they said, offended them because they never came out and visited them like I did. I told them it was a cultural thing. In America, a lone woman just does not normally go out in the dark and sit around with a group of strange men. They laughed at that.
      One asked me if there were people like him in America. "Yes, many." "Well, how did they get there?" I explained to them they would not like to get there the way they did. I told the whole story, and I had to start way back.
      Well, it was way after dark, and we all knew they should be patrolling now, but I had one more story to tell them, and they listened eagerly. Suddenly, right in the middle of my story, I realized they were no longer listening to me. They were staring off down the road toward the middle of the camp. I stared also, but could hear or see nothing. Fully three minutes later, I began to hear footsteps coming up the path. I looked around at the guys, but they were just gone. Every one of them had melted off into the darkness, with nary a sound. Turned out, Doug, their boss, was coming, and they should be out patrolling now.  They must have heard him when he came out his door. I think we have lost our "night hearing" also.
Continued    Thanks for reading!

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