Saturday, March 10, 2018

Skeet



SKEET WAS BORN JESSE ADAMS in 1944. Somebody mentioned that day that he was no larger than a ‘skeeter’ when he was born, and that name seems to have stuck.
     He and his wife of 45 years, Willene, a great lady who babies Skeet much as Skeet babies his boat, his little red cars and his big red truck, have lived their life at Pine Bluff until six years ago. Then they bought a house on DeGray lake, partially to give Skeet’s big, beautiful bass boat a home close to good fishing waters.
     Skeet’s big bass boat may very well be the most beautiful bass boat most of us have ever seen; bright red, with pretty sparklies all over it in typical Skeet fashion. He bought it many years ago, but also in typical Skeet fashion, it has been babied and cared for lovingly so that one would think it was bought brand new yesterday. I heard a dealer once tell Skeet that it was probably worth $80,000 today, though it only cost a small fraction of that new.
     Skeet fondly recalls the Pine Bluff of his youth, when many people had no locks on their doors, and those who did seldom used them. “Everyone just seemed to get along,” Skeet says. “A Pine Bluff youth of today, transported back to the 1950’s, would think he had died and gone to heaven. Even a child, walking alone down a dark street where the beer joints abounded, with fist fights involving the patrons often going on nearby, was considered safe.” However, some things were scary, such as accidentally falling into a shallow grave onto a pile of bones while running through the woods one night.
     Pine Bluff night clubs of the fifty’s, such as the Trio club, were considered great stepping stones for Memphis by up and coming young musicians.  Skeet regularly rubbed elbows with the likes of the Uniques, (he dated the drummer’s sister) Jim Ed Brown, and Jerry Lee Lewis. They often played at area schools, also.
     Once, a young man came out and played with Skeet and his dog in the street for a while. The next day, Skeet’s dad asked if he knew who the young man was. Skeet said no. His dad then said, “Elvis Presley.” Skeet was not impressed. “So?”

     Riding his Cushman[BG1]  Eagle scooter back to school to pick up his grades, he accidentally collided with a 57 ford with yellow fenderskirts, (Only Skeet would be admiring the color of the fenderskirts while
 getting his leg broken)  and his scooter hung up on one of those beautiful fenderskirts. The scooter was pulled out from under him. Skeet emerged with a broken leg. After lying up most of the summer, he went to Dr. Cunningham to have the cast taken off. When the doctor, who was their family doctor, realized his parents were not there with him, he asked Skeet how he got there. “Rode my scooter.” The doctor took him to the back room. The doctor then  gave him a good spankin’ and said, “I’m gonna tell your daddy!” He did, and Skeet got another spanking when he got home.
     Skeet was a bit wild, at times. He once was driving his buddies around in his car, took a curve a little fast, and the car slid out into a yard and partially under a house. Skeet’s buddy went inside to see if anyone was hurt. As the police arrived, he came running back out, “Quick! Call an ambulance! There’s a woman dyin’ in there!” Seems she was sitting on the commode when the car hit the drain, and the commode suddenly disappeared. She was fine, except for a couple of strategic bruises. She never seemed to like Skeet after that.
     At Skeet’s graduation ceremony at Watson Chapel High school, he was called up by the Superintendent and recognized as the only student to ever graduate from Watson Chapel High School with straight F’s in math his senior year. I’ve often said Skeet walks a very thin line in life between being a total genius and totally crazy.
      Skeet and I both attended Arkansas A&M and lived in the same dorm, Sorrell’s Hall, for two years. He lived upstairs and I lived down, and we never met. I do know many strange things occurred upstairs at Sorrell’s Hall during Skeet’s tenure, such as a trash can carrying a live skunk appearing in someone’s room as a surprise gift, as well as a limb covered with honeybees arriving in much the same way. Blocking off the community shower with huge blocks of Styrofoam glued into place made a great swimming pool until the dam burst, sending a great waterfall of white water cascading down the stairs one night. Each of these incidents emptied the building for a time, and the culprit(s) were never caught. Skeet emphatically denies major participation in any of these dramatic events, but I do know things settled down up there when skeet left after two years, to start working at the paper mill and signing up with the National Guard at Pine Bluff.
     After 42 years working in maintenance at the paper mill, Skeet can fix any broken metal item, making it look new. He’s an artist with a welder in his hand. He’s also a gifted artist with a pencil in his hand. My grandchildren regularly fight over who gets to sit next to him in church. They know Skeet will draw a wonderful picture of a smokin’ hot rod, or motorcycle, or some such vehicle during the service and the closest kid to him will proudly get to take it home.  All the college kids flock to Skeet in droves. They know where to find him. He will always be occupying his accustomed place of honor on the back row.
     Skeet and Willene have two children, four grand-children, and one great-grandchild.
     Life is never dull around skeet. It becomes difficult, over time, to remember just exactly what his face looks like if he is not smiling, laughing, or telling a story. We need a lot more Skeet’s in this world, as long as we keep them spread out a bit. I can just not imagine what a room full of Skeets would be like, and what could happen.


Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Forever A Hillbilly: Part Two - The Indian Uprising, and my Kids in Per...

Forever A Hillbilly: Part Two - The Indian Uprising, and my Kids in Per...: MY MOTIVES, THIS SECOND TIME, WERE MUCH MORE PURE. This time I was in a small village on the outskirts of Cusco.      When we arrived ...

Part Two - The Indian Uprising, and my Kids in Peru



MY MOTIVES, THIS SECOND TIME, WERE MUCH MORE PURE. This time I was in a small village on the outskirts of Cusco.
     When we arrived at the village, I discovered that my bag was not in the car. We finally figured out it went with another group, to another village, a long way off. The pastor who was with us at the time
said he would take me to that village, so we started out in his car. Right after we left the church, we passed a house with a pretty girl, about 18, in the front yard. She looked at us, and she flushed. I saw a certain look pass between them, that look that passes between two people who share a dark secret. I saw that look many years ago, when we lived in another city,  pass between  a man leading the singing at our church and a lady in the front row. Barbara had seen it too, and later, we discussed it. We thought surely, we had misread it. Both of these church members had spouses and a family. A couple of weeks later, they ran off together.
     I hope I misread this new look, too, but I doubt it. This pastor had a large family.
     When we got to the village where my bag now resided, One of the mission trip members, also with grey hair, was leading a funeral procession up the mountain, about to preach a funeral. Like I said before, If you are old, and you go on a mission trip, you best be prepared for anything.

     The people were much the same, except now we cooked a very large meal each day, the college kids went out in the poor neighborhoods and brought the kids in like pied pipers, each child with a bowl and a spoon, ready to eat. I was somewhat unofficially in charge of my group this time, and I was determined to prevent my kids and I from getting that horrible stomach bug. I  treated all the water personally with chemicals, I watched over what we all ate, and all they did, like a hawk, and when we were flying home, I had the satisfaction of realizing, It was successful. No one in my group had gotten the bug. Pride goeth before the fall. When I stepped off the plane, it hit me, and hit me hard. 

     My gray hair, thinner and grayer now, still caused me some guilt attacks. A ceremony was set up one night at a small village, for me to officially present a soccer ball, one I had no role in bringing along in the first place, to the city fathers for the benefit of the children of the village. The main pastor's wife made a very long and elegant speech one night, thanking me for all the great work I had done for the children of Peru, over the years. I had been in Peru, in my life, maybe a total of a dozen days. But, I accepted her misplaced praise with great dignity, as one with hair such as mine should do.

     The last day, with everyone else headed for Machu Picchu, I begged off. I hired a car and driver, an interpreter, and headed out to my old village, to see my friends and search for my God children – and Aqua Amigo.
 That did not cost as much as it sounds, probably about  what a rental car alone would have cost me at home. The little Indian preacher, now my dear friend, Pastor Cirro, went along. He and I have never exchanged an understandable word between us, but we communicated easily with smiles, handshakes, gestures, laughter, and love. He told me, through the interpreter, that he had a picture of me hanging on his wall. Funny. I have a picture of him on my wall.

     I had been trying to trace my God children all week. Seems the oldest girl, now nearly grown, was in Cusco for awhile, then the trail went cold. The rest of the family was harder to trace, but I hoped to find them at or near our old village. Turned out, when reaching the village, they had moved on.  But I did find Lenore, the church mother, busily cooking corn over an open fire in her hut near the church. I gave her several more pair of reading glasses I had brought for her. Her father was there, now totally blind with cataracts. Where is my friend the eye surgeon, Frank Teed, when I need him?  She sat us down to a meal of mostly corn on the cob.

    The corn grains in Peru are huge,  larger than a big marble.  We just pull them off, and eat them one at a time. I now realize, that was the one place I messed up, in guarding against the bug. But what could I do? Just tell sweet Lenore I wouldn't eat her corn? Afterwords, I found several of my children, now nearly grown. I was wearing my trademark hat and the same white coat, and they recognized me. My family, with my four God children, Lenore told me, had moved to a village farther away, but she would see them at a festival later. I gave her an envelope containing all the money I could spare, and asked her to give it to them. Indians have nothing. That small amount would make them rich.

     Lenore told me her son was working, some distance away, but he could be sent for. I really didn't know who her son was, and time was getting short, so I said, “No, we've got to go.” We were nearly back to Cusco when it hit me. Her son was Aqua Amigo! My “water friend!” I had missed my last chance to see Aqua Amigo! My eyes filled with tears, and overflowed.

      I knew I would never be back to Cusco. That altitude thing hit me hard this time, and I know I would be pushing my luck going again. One of our OBU kids, who went on up to 14,000 feet or so, got extremely sick, and had to be quickly brought back down. There's only a couple of places in the world where people actually live at those altitudes, and there's a reason for that. My very last morning in Peru, our group decided to take the names of all those we worked with this week to the top of a mountain and pray for them. I carried the names, and we headed up. About halfway up, I handed the names off and told the group I would wait for them there. You young'uns go on. Nice to be young. 

      I sat down on a rock, and just looked. Far below, I saw a person working out in a field. The more I watched, the more I began to realize, I was watching a world class athlete of some description. He/she could raise one leg straight up, with the other standing on the ground, and put that body in all sorts of amazing positions.

     I watched a plane take off in the valley far below. The runway was at least twice as long as an ordinary runway, even one designed for the large jets. It took every bit of it for that plane to get airborne. Thin air.

     Goodbye Peru. I love you. Goodbye, Aqua Amigo. I'll hold your hand again in Heaven.

      For some reason, the other leaders had to fly back half a day early. I was given the job of making sure all the kids got home. At the airport, I was sorta nervous. Being a world traveler, I shouldn't be, But Barbara had always got me through the airports, and this was an awful lot of kids to get home. When my carry-on was X-rayed, they found something. They told me there was Leatherman tool in there, (with sharp blades) and why was that? Well, I did carry several of them down in my checked luggage, as gifts, but they were all gone. I emptied the bag, it was not there. They X-rayed it empty, and there it was. Showed me the x-ray. I dug around in the bottom, and found it under the first layer of the bottom. They were very concerned about me now, I could tell. I had no idea what they would do with me. They could make me stay in Peru. So, told them how sorry I was, how it was just an accident. I gave up the weapon, I begged and pleaded until they let me off, then repacked the bag, and hurried down to rejoin the kids.  A few minutes later, the same man came down to see me. Said someone left a hat up there, did we leave it? My hat was on my head, so I asked the kids. No response. I said, “Last chance! Did anyone leave a hat?” no response, so he left. In about 3 minutes, I remembered. I had bought a hat for Frank Teed, and that was it. I rushed back up to him, told him that was my hat.
      He was about tired of messing with me now, and said, “But you said, last chance! Last chance!” A couple of my kids had to come up and rescue me. And the hat.

     A strange, safe feeling has always enveloped me on mission trips. What better way or place to die, than out, doing God's work. Fulfilling the Great Commission?  I guess I figured  if I die here, St. Peter will just give me a pass straight through to Heaven. I won't even have to account for all my sins.

     We flew into  DFW, and  I rode  toward Arkadelphia with the “wild child.” He had been on the other trip, too, and he was trouble. Once, in Lima, he followed some stranger off down a dark alley who told him he had a special deal for him, he said, and he got lost. Almost  missed the plane. On the first trip, he wanted to carry only camo clothing. I told him that camo attracted unwanted attention in third world countries, told him how my camo hat had gotten a truck load of soldiers to point their guns at me once in southern Mexico. We argued awhile. He would always do the unexpected, kept a person nervous about what he would do next. Little did I know he was about to totally outdo himself.

     Anyway, on the way back from Dallas, I was riding in  “Wild child's” car. I went to sleep in the back seat, and woke up to the sound of our windshield breaking, "wild child" screaming,  and screeching tires. When I opened my eyes, we were lodged under a 16 wheeler, crossways, right in front of the back tires, and being dragged down the road at 70 MPH. The side of our car had cut a “V” shaped,  two inch gash in the bottom of the truck siding, and the car being lodged in that
gash was all that was keeping us from being rolled up like a tin can. The driver of the truck handled it perfectly, slowing down very slowly, and when he got down to about 40 MPH, our tires were gone and the metal rims were grinding away.

     When we stopped, I looked up at the two boys in front. Other than shaking with convulsions and probably in shock, they seemed to be OK, and lots of people were already on the scene getting them out. I was worried that traffic would hit the car before the boys got out. The car was sticking out in the fast lane. I got out and started directing traffic. Strangely, I never got excited. Not one bit. Others in our group started arriving, found the two boys lying in the grass shaking with convulsions. They knew I was in that car, so they started walking the road ditches trying to find me. Finally, someone yelled, “There he is! He's the one directing traffic!”

     I really just have no explanation for my reaction, or lack of one. I called Barbara two minutes after I got out, and she said later I was perfectly calm. Maybe, I've just ran out of adrenalin. Maybe being asleep when it happened caused it. Or, maybe, just maybe, that strange safe feeling was still surrounding me. The mission trip wasn't over yet.

     As we rode on to Arkadelphia, in someone else's car, I asked "wild child" for an explanation about how he could POSSIBLY have gotten that car into the position it was in when I woke up.
     “Well,” he said, I've had six other wrecks, and they were just barely my fault too, and -”  That explained it all.

     A perfect ending, I guess, for my adventures in Peru. To this day, I regularly converse with Edith, my interpreter in Lema. Her last adventure was leading a group of Christians to Cuba. She keeps me posted regarding the activities of Pastor Cirro. I guess I will never again see my four God children in Peru – or Aqua Amigo. But they will always be in my heart. And it gives me some measure of satisfaction that my children are probably still rich, by Peru Indian standards.

Monday, March 5, 2018

Forever A Hillbilly: The Indian Uprising, and my three Children in Peru...

Forever A Hillbilly: The Indian Uprising, and my three Children in Peru...: I PUSHED AGAINST THAT GATE  with every pound of my considerable weight, and every ounce of my inconsequential muscle, sweat running off me a...

The Indian Uprising, and my three Children in Peru...

I PUSHED AGAINST THAT GATE  with every pound of my considerable weight, and every ounce of my inconsequential muscle, sweat running off me and fear running through me. My mind was a blur. This could just not be happening to me! This sort of thing does not happen anymore, Indians just didn’t do things like this. Not for at least 150 years.  But then, I’m thinking about back home, in the good old USA. I had not been in this remote corner of the world before. Apparently, these Indians didn’t follow the new guidelines.  No telling how many outraged Quechua Indians outside pushed back, screaming at me, trying to force their way in.....

     Only a few days before, I was in my comfortable home in Arkadelphia, Arkansas, spending hours on end, praying that God would put the correct words in my mouth as I witnessed to the Quechua Indians of Peru, high in the remote Andes Mountains, near the headwaters of the mighty Amazon River. Well, I should have spent some time praying that none of my fellow mission trip members, even with the very best of intentions, would trigger an Indian uprising.

     I had heard about the trip at a community group meeting of our church. It was planned as a backpacking trip, out of Cusco, Peru, pushing into the wilds of the Andes Mountains, hoping to reach previously unreached  Indian villages for Christ. It was organized and carried out by Outdoor Discipleship Ministries, involving mostly Ouachita Baptist University students. The time was around 1999, and, I must confess, I was not really the strongest of Christians at the time. My motives for my sudden decision to go were suspect. It was spurred on more by the thought of joining a great adventure into one of the remaining truly wild places of the world, than about the thought of fulfilling the Great Commission. But, I must confess, I came back a changed person. The most noticeable outward change was, I am more emotional, unable to tell even a slightly stirring story without choking up. I had never been that way, but the change appears to have been permanent. The upside of it is, I now can write with true sensitivity and emotion, and I know when my writing is good, because tears begin to flow...

      I didn't even think to pray about God giving me the ability to preach, or do dedication ceremonies, funerals, or anything like that. I had no idea how far my gray hair would take me, what kind of tights it would put me in, here in a land where few people ever reach the age of gray hair.

      Anyway, when I heard about this trip, and that a spot remained unfilled, I just said “I'm going.” Maybe I should have thought it over a little bit. But I didn't. I was the only older person. (In 1999, I was “older.” Now, I'm just old.) My little group consisted of several girls and a few boys. As I say, this was billed as a backpacking trip, and during preparation, when I started hearing some of those little girls saying things like, “I've never slept on the GROUND before” I began having doubts about the whole thing. But those “little Girls” soon proved it was myself I should have been worrying about, not them. Their oft-stated motto was, “I could have stayed at home and been comfortable. Or, I could come to these unsaved Indians and do God's work. NO COMPLAINING.” And they didn't. Not one time.

     As I said, I spent a lot of time in my room praying for the right words to come to me. At the very least, “words.” I have never quite gotten over the time in college, in church one night, (This is another “first time ever told” story) the preacher asked me to pray. Well, I searched and searched for the words, but they just would never come. Finally I stuttered out an “Amen.” As I glanced up at my girlfriend Marty's face, I saw it was red as a beet. She was embarassed about/for me. That always seems to hang in the back of my mind when I start to pray in public, or when I start to witness. Also, I dearly loathe hypocrites, and I often just feel unqualified to witness, feeling like I'm saying, “I sure do wish you guys could just be as perfect as me.” It took many years for me to fully realize, witnessing is just one sinner talking to another. But it finally came, although witnessing ability is coming along somewhat slower.

      I read Jeremiah a lot, concentrating on the part about “If you go, God will put the words in your mouth.” Well, I went, and God did, mostly, to small groups. But he seemed to have some reservations about my preaching ability, and the like. (For some reason, I am learning, I can make confessions to this computer, and God, that I can never make to another person.)

     Things were kinda tight for us then, having just sold our business and traveled for a solid year in our RV, and I began to feel guilty about going at all when I thought of that final payment I owed, $1500. A day or so later, I had to look about something in our old statements from out rental property manager. The statements are sent to me, the money sent to our bank. I pulled a two-year-old statement out, and guess what just fell out of it. A check! Well, guess the amount. Yes, you got it. $1500. Here was proof. God was in my corner in this adventure.

     I knew I had to get into shape, if I was going to keep up with these kids on a backpacking trip at high altitude. Or at any altitude, for that matter. I put a heavy backpack on and walked the steepest and longest hills in Arkadelphia, daily. As it turned out, I was put into a group going to a village that could be driven to, and we only backpacked through the airport. But I was in shape, mostly, except for the knee I nearly ruined
getting in shape.

     We arrived in Lima early in the morning, and loaded onto a smaller plane for the flight to Cusco. That city is at 12,000 ft. altitude, the highest inhabitated city in the world, and planes only go out and in during the morning. Has to do with thin air. Not enough lift. Well, If I'm going to fly over these mountains, I sure do want some lift!

     A group of young women from Peru got on our plane at Lima, and I was totally relieved to see that they spoke perfectly good English. We had been told a lot about the language barrier problem, and it worried me, but listening to  these young ladies made me feel better. “Hey, guys! These Peru people speak great English!” One of our kids rolled his eyes. “Uh, Pat, they're our interpreters.”

      We had been told, in pre-trip planning, that these Indians who live at high altitude prevent altitude sickness by drinking Coca tea every day. Well, since Cocaine is made from that plant, we had quite a discussion about using that at all. After all, this WAS and OBU trip. Finally, our nurse who was going along just said, “I've done it both ways. Without Coca tea, I got very sick. With it, I was fine. This is NOT Cocaine. It has to be refined, refined, and refined to get to that point.” We drank Coca tea.

     That first day in Cusco, at 12,000  feet altitude, we just took it easy, to make the altitude adjustment. And, we drank Coca Tea.

     The next morning, we headed out to our Indian village, a couple of hours out. We traveled in a hired taxi, a van. All our stuff, mountains of it, was piled on top, and the driver found a little short piece of rope on the ground, and tied it down with that. I don't know how he did it, but he made it all stay on, over some of the roughest mountain roads I had ever seen. I'd  heard the story of Jesus stretching the loaves and the fishes, and I think God must have stretched that rope a lot to handle the job that little piece of rope did.

     The country was totally beautiful, with green fields sloping up to great mountain tops, speckled with fields of corn and potatoes, and villages of little mud houses with thorn fences around them, keeping the animals in.

     Halfway out to our village, There was a major landslide across the road. A single set of car tracks told us that at least someone else had crossed it, so we followed. At the peak, we met another van. No way to pass, and nobody was anxious to back down. The driver and the taxi owner, got out. A couple of men from the other van got out. They held a true SUMMIT conference, concerning which van was on the most important mission. Finally, our driver told them he was carrying a great team of missionaries, who came all the way from America. He pointed out that big man with gray hair, me, and I felt my first guilt attack. The other men could not argue with that. They had absolutely no grey hair in the van. They slowly backed down the landslide. Being big and gray headed, I began to learn, carried a lot of weight with the Indians, because they were very small, up to my chest, and very few of them lived long enough to ever have gray hair. I felt like the fake I was the whole time I was there, because I got a lot more respect, God knows, than I ever deserved, having impure motives for even starting this trip in the first place.

     When we arrived at the village, we unloaded our gear, and stashed it in the church. It had been built years ago by another missionary group, and was a small wood and mud structure with very short benches inside, and with its two doors open, it was mostly being used now as a place for hogs and chickens to lounge in.

     One of my first chores was to filter a supply of drinking water with a hand operated pump. Although we did have access to one of the few faucets in the village, the water had lots of specks in it, and, we were told earlier, 30% of us, at least, were destined to lose a lot of weight the quick and hard way, when their terrible stomach bug hit. A young boy, about eight, quickly latched onto me and was a great help in filtering water. I showed off some of my four or five Spanish words I had learned over the last 3 weeks by naming him, “Aqua Amigo.” My water friend.

     Sure enough, when I got in front of a small group of Indians, with my two interpreters ready, (first into Spanish, which the kids understood, then into Quechua, the only language the older Indians knew)  God and Jeremiah came through for me, and the words just poured out. Partly, I guess, because I had lots of time to think up the next paragraph, while the interpreters did their thing. I think God just had it planned out that way, because it took every spare second to think up the next line.

     I had proudly worn my Indiana Jones hat to Peru, thinking if I was going to be like him, I should look the part. But as it turned out, every Indian woman in the village had one on just like it. That sorta dulled the luster on my hat some.

       After we had gotten settled and talked to the Indians awhile, we found out that today was a big celebration day in the village, celebrating the day it was first built. It was all taking place at the soccer field, and we went. The mayor and elders all sat in chairs along the edge of the field, and everyone else sat in the grass behind. Well, the Mayor took one look at my gray hair, told one of the elders to go sit in the grass, and with much fanfare escorted me down to his seat. Another guilt attack.
     They were having Guinea Pig races, with each girl having a string attached to hers, and a little switch to spur him on.  I had doubts about how fair these races were, because usually, the winner just dragged hers the last few feet.
     Guinea Pigs were, I found out, in a class with Llamas, etc. in that they did well at high altitude. They just ran free in their houses, a pet, until, one fateful day, there was a need, and they became a meal.

     At church that night, the little Indian preacher from Cusco,  Pastor Cirro, who was supposed to meet us there and preach, just did not show up.  We sang a few hymns, then all the Indians turned and looked at me. After a couple of minutes, Lenore, the “mother” of the church, suggested we sing some more hymns. Then, they all turned and looked at me again. It finally hit me, they were expecting me to preach! Well, I had no sermon prepared,  and I was, really, no sort of preacher. Not even a bad one. Witnessing to a small group was one thing, but I had not even thought to ask God to make me a preacher. That went back and forth awhile, then me and a student or two got up and told them how much we appreciated their hospitality, etc. We said a prayer, and they headed home.

     The girls were to sleep in the church, which was right next to the church mother, Lenore's house. The ground was rock hard, and had bumps the size of a baseball all over it, but those girls just took that all in stride, They even adjusted quickly to the toilet in that part of town, which consisted of a few bushes out by the creek. Ever since I really got to know these OBU kids, I was just totally blown away by them. I felt honored to be on this trip with them.

     A man in the village donated his house to us men as sleeping quarters. The ground was just as hard and uneven as the church floor. There was a bed in there, but we all figured that was where the guinea pigs would all wind up, so we just spread our bags on the floor. When we got settled, and turned out our flashlights, we began to hear tiny feet scurrying about. We never could spot one, so we were never sure if they were guinea pigs or not – or worse.

      Like I said earlier, I was deeply affected and changed greatly by this trip. I got to thinking about the terrible living conditions of these people, how eager they were to hear us speak God's word, what a sweet nature the children had, and how delighted they were to get these tiny bibles we passed out. That change started that night, as I lay awake all night long, with tears pretty much my constant bedfellows. It would be the third night before I slept a minute, after the whole team prayed for sleep for me - and someone dug out a sleeping pill or two from their bag.

     The next morning, we did craft things with the kids we had brought along, played and laughed a lot with them. They were totally delightful. A couple of young girls just could not accept the fact that I could not understand a lick of Spanish. “No Comprende” became my constant answer. The little girls felt that if they could just take my cheeks in their two hands, hold my face still so I was looking right into their eyes, then say the words very slowly and clearly, a light would just come on in my head, and I would understand. “No comprende.”

     One of the Indian boys stuck a piece of metal almost through his foot. A man picked him up. I asked the man if he would be OK. He looked at me,  very seriously, and shook his head no. Seeing none of the Indians with any means of first aid, we dug our kit out, I dug out the metal, washed the mud out of it as best I could, covered it with disinfectant, then wrapped it up good. His mother was very appreciative, and carried him home. We prayed for him. I never saw him again.

     One of the members of our team, slightly over college age and from a northern city, had brought a trunk just totally filled with teddy bears and other soft toys. He started passing them out to the children, and they went totally wild with joy. Many ran to show their family. The word spread like wildfire.  Many, many mothers came running with their children. Along about that time, someone brought us the word that the Mayor had been very, very drunk from the festival yesterday, but he was now awake and sending a truck to haul us across the village to “city hall,” a large building that at least had wood floors for us to sleep on. Well, we were beginning to worry that the toys might run out, as more women and children, and now some men, showed up.
     About that time, the truck arrived. We quickly loaded our gear on the back, and as we started loading the trunk, with very few toys now, the mothers were tearing at our arms. Pointing to their children, they screamed, “My baby! No toy!" The last of the toys were in sight, yet more and more Indians just poured out of their huts. We finally all got on the truck, and started out, with dozens of Indians running behind. The men were now at the front of the pack.

     About half way to city hall, we saw we were going to meet another large truck on that very narrow street. The trucks just kept coming, and the mirrors on both trucks fell off in the road. The drivers just got out, looked at their mirrors lying in the road, shrugged their shoulders, got back in, and drove on. Now, in America, we would have soon had two police cars on the scene, and two lawsuits would have been in the works. Life is just more laid back and simple, with the Indians, at altitude.

      We reached city hall, with a short lead on the Indians, got everything inside, and locked the door. But the back yard was a problem. There was a high mud fence around the compound, with a gate, no lock.

     Alright. Now I am back in the jam I was in when I started this story. As luck, or more likely God, would have it, right about that time the late little Indian preacher from Cusco, Pastor Cirro, showed up. He talked to the parents a long time, then came and talked to us. He told us, through an interpreter, that we must never pass out gifts with abandon, like that, to people who have nothing. Gifts must be given to the church, and would be slowly passed out later in an orderly fashion. He also told us the people had settled down, and that he didn't think this was going to damage our mission here.

     I've thought a lot about that situation, and knew that somehow, I should have had the wisdom to handle that situation before it got out of hand. After all, I am the one with gray hair here, now a little greyer. All I could figure was, to just prevent the toy “pass out” before it got started. Once it got going like it did, and without being able to talk to them, about the only option I could see on the table was what we did. Just run. Gray hair and wisdom don't always go hand in hand, you know. “ Dumb young” usually transfers into “dumb old.”

     There were a lot of windows in that building, with no shades. The Indians, adults and children alike, just lined up at those windows, and watched every move we made, while we unpacked our stuff. When someone left, another Indian filled that spot, just staring. They kept that up whenever we were in there that day, but were nice enough to leave their posts as it got dark.

     That night, The preacher was there, the church was full. Their little benches were about six inches high, and I couldn't hang with that, so I just hung out in the back, Aqua Amigo at my side as usual, and leaned against the wall. The little preacher saw my situation, and sent me a stool, which I gratefully sat down on. I put my index finger tip on the end of my chopped off thumb, and flashed him the “OK” sign. His smile faded. Seems that little signal has a whole nother' meaning in Peru.

     The next day, the Indian christians were to meet us at noon. We planned to go to every house, witnessing. They finally showed up, and hour late, and then said we needed to brew up and drink some Coca tea first. Seems at altitude, things just move more slowly. A way of life. Things went well, talking to the people. Seems the people who were trying to tear my arms out of their sockets yesterday just loved us today.

     It seems spousal abuse was rampant amoung the Indian families. Many of the Indian women had bruises on their faces. Pastor Cirro got right in the faces of the husbands, when he saw that, and they just stood there, head down, and took it.

      Then we were about to head up on the hill overlooking the village, to talk to the people up there. Our college girls were hesitant to go, and they didn't want to talk about it. Finally, one told me that when they went to the toilet, just a few bushes remember,  a group of little old men on the hill tended to gather and try to watch. They really did not want to talk to them face to face.

     That night, the whole village showed up. We presented the Jesus movie, in their language. Agua Amigo held my hand the whole time. Then, we put on a little drama the college kids had worked up. They really didn't know what to do with me, so I was given the roll of the soldier who beat on the Jesus actor while he carried the cross. I was told to just continue to lash the Jesus actor with an imaginary whip until the music stops. I started lashing; the music dragged on. More lashes, more music. The altitude was hitting me hard now. But that music just wouldn't stop. I think the Indians were making bets about who would get beaten down first, me or the Jesus actor.

     The next morning, we walked a mile or two to a small village to talk to some more people. We split up. I followed my guides and interpreter up to the high country. I was to speak to a group of people up there, and they were getting their cattle ready to take out to graze. A young husband and wife team led us, and she had her 17 day old baby on her back. Well, that young woman, 17 days out of childbirth, just walked circles around me at that altitude. All the Indians must have developed very large hearts, because the altitude didn't seem to affect them like it did us. I think I did a pretty good job, for me, witnessing to that group, and we headed down.

     They knew how I had struggled on the way up, and the husband guide ran ahead and found a donkey for me to ride down. Well, that was a major guilt trip, getting me a donkey to ride, just like they did for Jesus in the old day! Bad as I felt, they had the donkey, and there was just no way around it.  I straddled the little donkey, my feet were touching the ground, and that pore' little donkey started swaying, then slowly falling over to one side! I had to walk down, but I felt better about it. 

      Our guide couple just really took a liking to me, and I could tell that they were putting a lot more stock in me than I deserved. At the bottom of the hill, they called the interpreter over, and made a long speech. The interpreter said they wanted me to be their children's-- she struggled for the right word-- Godfather. They wanted me to do a dedication ceremony with each of their four children. I thanked them, told them that was a very great honor for me, and that I could arrange it.  We left them there and went back to our village.

     It wasn't long before they and their children showed up. They were all dressed up in their very best. I told them I would go get the little preacher to do the ceremony. The dad waved that off. No, he wanted me to do it.

     I had no idea what a dedication ceremony should be like, but the principals were all dressed up and lined up, waiting. I just turned slightly away from the interpreter, so she couldn't hear what I said. One at a time, I put my hand on their head, raised the other arm, and began. I remember I had the child's name, the lord's prayer, portions of the 23rd psalm, and some other biblical statements in there.
     If you are old, and go on a mission trip, you best be prepared for anything, I learned.

      We were leaving the next morning. Late that afternoon, we all gathered up our clothes we weren’t wearing, and all our stuff we wouldn't need on the way home,  and laid it out in a row, so the Indians could pick out what they needed. The little Indian preacher, way under five feet tall, took my long handled underwear. Said he was going up to very high altitudes next week, and he could sure use them there. I could only imagine what he looked like, wearing them.

     I announced I had an extra pair of reading glasses, and did anyone need them? They all pointed to Lenore, the church mother. She ran to get a tiny bible that she had been given years before. She put on the glasses, and she screamed. She could read it – for the first time! She hugged me with tears in her eyes, and thanked me over and over. I had seen only one pair of glasses in the village, worn by the school teacher. I thought we had brought an over-supply of small bibles, but now they were all gone. And many Indians still wanted them.

     The Indian ladies announced they were going to cook their best hens the next morning for us, before we left. I had been eating power bars, mostly, all week, trying to avoid the horrible stomach bug so many people got. But who could say no to their best hen?

     We bedded down to sleep late that night. There was only one big room, so the girls had a sheet hanging up between them and us guys. I got to thinking back to my younger days. I remembered hearing stories on TV about a group of terrorists, the Shining Path, who terrorized these Indians in the Andes. 7000+  were killed.

    The Shining Path was the brain child of  Abimael Guzman Reynoso. He had spent years in China, and had become convienced that Mao's revolution could be replicated in Peru. It was the most scary and bloody group of Terrorists of the 1980's.Years ago, I had nightmares about the Shining Path. I had heard more stories after we got here, how they would come into a church, line the people up in a row, and ask each one if they believed in God. Some admitted they did, some were afraid to. Those who were afraid to admit they believed in God, standing here in this church, were shot. The others were forced to join their group. They wanted only brave people in that group. Well, over the years, the leadership was caught and put in prison, and the terrorist group pretty much disbanded. But we had been warned.  Remnants of this group were still hiding out in these Indian villages. Since Indians in these mountains never lived to be very old, I felt that some of them were dead by now. Just as that thought crossed my mind, around midnight I believe it was, I heard many, many soft footsteps going up the stairs outside, up to a big room above. My heart started to pound faster. Were they Shining Path remnants, and were they going to test this tiny group of believers tonight, our last night, at gun point? I stayed awake a long time, listening. But I never heard another sound, and they never came back down.

     I noticed as we sat down to eat the next morning, some of the college kids were faking their “best hen” eating as well as they could, not really taking in much at all. I ate my share, however, telling the ladies over and over how good it was, and It was good. Before dark that day, I set in to lose ten pounds the quick and hard way. I'm not sure why native food, well cooked, doe that to us so often. But it does. But I have a theory. Water, in food, boils at a much lower temperature at high altitude,  and stays at that temperature until the water boils away. This bad bug must be a tough one, who can handle that low temperature, and does it's thing when we eat it. The Indians, over the years, have become resistant. We have not.

     After saying our goodbyes, during which Aqua Amigo just seemed to not be able to let me go, (and I him) we headed out to Cusco. Tomorrow, our off day, we were headed for Machu Picchu!

     On the way back to Cusco, we passed a small pickup truck. It had just had a flat, and the back was loaded with Indians. Well, they just hopped out, and the driver changed the tire while they held the truck up. Never seen that before, or since.
     I have to admit, I chew tobacco.. A little habit I picked up during my construction days. That was a big no-no for this trip, so I had to swear off it for the duration. I was, truthfully, about to have a nicotine fit by now. I got to looking at all those little Coca leaves, lying around the hotel. I wadded up a small piece of one, and stuck it in my mouth. I found it made a pretty good replacement, and we weren't around the Indians any more, and besides, the piece was so small, no one knew. Well, it worked so good, I pretty well kept a small piece hidden in my mouth all the next day, and until we flew out the next day.

     The ride to Machu Picchu was breathtaking. The train had to do a strange move to get out of the valley Cusco was located in that I had never seen before. It would start up the hill at an angle, then stop and back uphill at an angle on another track, then repeat this over and over until it was high enough to head out.

    The Valley of the Incas was beautiful. We rode past many Inca ruins, and gradually headed down until we were in the tropical rain forest.
On the way down, we traveled along beside a river that dropped so fast through those rocky gorges that I knew no one could survive those waters. A fellow train rider who knows about such things told me it had a "seven" rating, with "five" being all a person, swimming, could survive. I didn't know it then, but I figured out later, this river was the upper reaches of the Amazon, and world class Kayakers had survived it, traveling the Amazon from end to end.

      Traveling through the rain forest, one could see towering mountains in the background. Many reached into the clouds, but occasionally, we could see the snow capped peak in the top of our vision, yet the beautiful flowering tropics in the bottom. I quickly got out my camera, but that view was covered in clouds again. A rare sight. Cusco is technically in the tropics, map wise, but so high, it is very cool.



     Machu Picchu is one of the wonders of the world. An Inca village was once built on the  top of a very tall, very steep mountain. It was so steep, one would have to be a skilled mountain climber to reach the top. This location provided them a measure of protection from their enemies. The Incas were the most skilled rock builders of all time. I saw one large rock, in one of their structures, that had 27 different angles cut into it. All the adjoining rocks fit so perfectly to it, that one could not stick a toothpick into the joints. Narrow terraces were cut into the mountainside, for raising food.

     One young Indian businessboy had it figured out. On the way back down that very steep mountain, the road consisted of a dozen or more very tricky, long, switchbacks. This little indian boy kept waving at us all, on the bus, before we left. Then, the sure footed youngster ran straight down the mountain, in the middle of the switchbacks, waving at us all each time the bus passed. Again, again, and again. When the bus stopped at the bottom, finally, he climbed aboard, pulled his hat off, and walked down the aisle with a big smile, collecting  a whole hat full of money from the passengers.

    Those Inca ruins were lost to the world for centuries, until discovered by Hiram Bingham, an American archaeologist, in 1911. They were  cleaned up, and made into one of the great destinations of the world. That was a breathtaking trip.

     The Inca empire, one of the largest and most powerful civilizations ever, was brought down by less than 200 Spaniards. How this came about involves a number of factors. The Indians looked upon the Spanish, in their metal suits and hats, riding great animals, as Gods. Many of the Indians were disabled by various diseases the Spanish brought with them, which spread like wildfire because they had absolutely no resistance to them. The Inca empire was totally ruled from the top, with orders passed down by sub leaders.

        
     The Spaniards marched to Cusco, containing 40,000 Indian warriors. The year was 1533. The Inca King went out to the Spaniards, in a gesture of welcoming these Gods. The Spanish captured him, and cut his head off right in front of the Indians. The Indians were like a snake without a head.  Nobody was there, once the king was dead, to issue orders. The Spanish took over, and  brought down the entire civilization. Once Cusco was occupied, the Spanish installed a compliant
 young Inca prince, Manco, as a puppet ruler. After 3 years, after the Spanish had chained him up, called him a dog, urinated on him, Raped his wives, stolen his gold and jewelry, Manco got mad. He fled, and he established an Inca city, Vitcabamba, and restored it to its former glory. It took the Spanish 35 years to capture this city, and by that time, Manco had died and Manco's son, Felipe Tupac Amaru ruled. Felipe was led to Cusco with a golden chain, and he was hanged and mutilated in Cusco's main plaza. This closed out the final chapter of the Inca Empire.

      The Spanish and other European explorers of the 1500's reported a great, advanced city in the lower Amazon valley. It was called El Dorado. Many great explorers searched for this great city, later in the 1800's and early 1900's. Many lost their lives there, such as Percy Harrison Fawcett, in the 1920's. He was one of the greatest British explorers of all time. He became so famous there, in those early days of modern communication, that many more lost their lives in search of him, or trying to determine what happened to him. Indians, disease, and starvation killed many of these men.
  
     Later, faint signs of  long gone, great civilizations were found by scientists, and it is generally assumed that diseases carried in by the early European explorers had so decimated the Indian populations  that they now only existed as small, isolated tribes. Jungle cities consist mostly of plant material, which quickly disappears in the tropical jungle. El Dorado was no more. The Indians had learned how to build and maintain great civilizations in the Amazon jungle, a feat many early scientists thought impossible. But they were unable to deal with European diseases brought in by the early explorers.

     Cusco is a mixture of  Spanish and Indians, but there appeared to me to be very little mixing of the bloods over the centuries, because the Spanish one sees there look just like the Spanish one would see in Madrid. They are very beautiful people. I did see one tall, slim, very beautiful Spanish woman with a very short, heavy, Indian husband. The children varied. Some looked like her, some like him. It appeared to me that was the exception rather than the rule.

     We flew home. I arrived 10 pounds lighter. Like I said before, I was changed, and that has been permanent. But there was something else going on with me, that puzzled me. If you have read my writing, I am sure you have picked up on the fact that I have been the insecure, shy, retiring type around most women, except Barbara. And she has brought a change in that aspect of me, to a certain extent. But I arrived home with different feelings. Something unexplainable.

     We were headed out for a short vacation with Barbara's sister‘s family, upon my arrival home. As we toured around, I began to put my finger on it. I was feeling like I was a true chick magnet! I felt like every pretty woman we were around had eyes only for me. I even felt sorry for the young, muscular, handsome men they were with, because I knew their women was thinking only of me. This was a total and complete,180 degree change in my thinking. Barbara was so lucky to have me, and I was sure all the other women around were green with envy. How could I ever go back to Arkadelphia, and work on my rental properties in shorts, as I did before? I knew the young women would just never leave me alone, and let me work.

     By the time we had gotten home, that feeling was beginning to fade. I looked up my chemist friend, and asked, “How far is the juice of the Coca plant from being Cocaine?” He looked at me, puzzled, then said, “It's right there.”

     All I could figured out was, I was getting a super concentrated dose of Coca juice by substituting it for chewing tobacco, nothing like the much watered down Coca tea. I never felt like I could fly, but who wants to fly when you can be a full blown chick magnet!

     I recently read a book about traveling on the upper Amazon river at great altitude. One of the explorers had been chewing on Coca leaves all day, and that night, he just suddenly ran out into the snow naked, thinking nothing could harm him, and ran around that way for a long time. Thankfully, I managed to keep all my symptoms inside me, and never put on a show. I'm glad about that.



Before Peru, Barbara has been working on me for a long time. My spiritual life was not what it should be. I had this problem, for many years. I looked at many fellow church attenders who seemed hypocritical to me. Some seemed to pray long, very elegant prayers. I didn't feel God required that kind of elegance in order to talk to him. If not God, then who were they trying to impress? Others were in their church position to further business interests, obviously. And some “strong Christians” appeared to be that only on Sunday. See them later in the week, and it was a different story.
     Collectively, Barbara, Michael Holloway, my best friend who was killed in a motorcycle crash, and that trip to Peru affected me in such a way that I begin to realize that everyone around me, and I, was a sinner. My relationship with God had nothing to do with other people around me. They had their own spiritual life to work out.
I returned to Peru, a few years later.   CONTINUED, NEXT POST – THREE DAYS...

Saturday, March 3, 2018

Forever A Hillbilly: Chasing the Crest

Forever A Hillbilly: Chasing the Crest:       January 2016    AS I WROTE THIS, A WILDLIFE DISASTER OF BIBLICAL PORPORTIONS was playing out in Southeast Arkansas.      My wife’s...

Chasing the Crest

     January 2016  
AS I WROTE THIS, A WILDLIFE DISASTER OF BIBLICAL PORPORTIONS was playing out in Southeast Arkansas.
     My wife’s brother and his family, JD and Sue Dunnahoe, live beside the Arkansas-Mississippi River Levee, at a location almost even with the confluence of the Arkansas River and the mighty Mississippi. Actually, they live on a low hill, which is the remains of the river levee that was washed out in 1927. Just across the levee, the flood waters now flow along the levee much higher than their rooftop. The sounds of that rushing water is not a comforting sound to hear as they doze off each night.
     The levee, at that point, is 10 miles from the river. Inside that levee, the dense forest abounds with wildlife. Normally. But that was not a normal year. The flood that was occurring then has happened few times before in my memory banks, and never in mid-winter.
     Near the river itself, higher land occurs, many low hilltops. As the water comes up, first flooding occurs along the levee. Slowly, as the water rises, areas nearer the river are flooded.
     Thousands of wild animals must make a choice. They must go outside the levee, without much cover to protect them. Many have already made that choice. JD tells of 25 deer in his yard when he came home. Others have reported herds of 75 deer in their fields. While the deer are the larger, more visible victims, rabbits, snakes and other small animals are also faced with this life or death decision.
     The remaining animals have made the other, the seemingly more attractive choice, in the last few days.  Move toward the river. Higher land, with plenty of cover and food. Farther and farther away from the levee, and survival.
     The deadly choice.
     During a previous flood many years ago, JD put his boat into the floodwaters and traveled to the riverbank. He saw hundreds of deer, rabbits, snakes and other wild animals, all crowded together on the few dry hilltops near the river.
     Later, JD walked up to the levee top. He knew the river had crested, because the government man who follows the crest of the Mississippi river was there. He was a nice enough guy, and he told JD all about his job. He will chase the crest of the Mississippi river all the way to New Orleans.
     Flood stage of the river at that point is around 37 feet. At some point soon after flood stage is reached, the river begins to flood the top of those few high points along the river. The river was then at 43 feet. Those thousands upon thousands of animals  were dying, or already dead. The 10 mile swim to the levee is impossible for them.
     Now, it is up to the relatively few wild animals who made the right choice, who went outside the levee, to repopulate those beautiful, dense forests surrounding the confluence to those two mighty rivers. It will take years. But they always succeed, during the time leading up to the next great flood. I remember only two similar or greater floods, 1973 and 1993. All floods on the mighty Mississippi are based, for comparison, on the greatest and most deadly of them all, 1927.  In my lifetime, these great floods seem to be occurring at around 20 year intervals. The wildlife seem to recover in a few years, giving an unknown number of years to then prosper, followed by wholesale death and destruction once more.
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March 2, 2018 – Is it happening again this year? The levee in southwest Arkansas will close tomorrow.  This happens when a very high crest is approaching.  Flood stage at Arkansas City will be reached tomorrow, 37 feet, and the river will continue to rise. The high land along the river will be flooding in the next few days. As you read this, those animals trapped there may very well be dying. Those who made the deadly choice.
March 3, 2018 -
LATE NEWS FLASH – I just talked JD. The River is over 37 feet today, above flood stage. In 1973, he put his boat on the river and motored into the main river on a hunting trip. Keep in mind, that was a year of one of the great floods. When he reached the higher land by the river, there was still 40 acres or so along the river that was not flooded. But the animals were so thick, he felt guilty about hunting, so he put his gun away and went home. He thinks the water will have to get well over 40 feet before that area is flooded.
     I asked him why the levee is now closed to travel.
     “Well, one fear is that somebody from Mississippi will come across and blow the Levee on this side, to relieve the flooding over there.” JD is not one to get overly excited. “Personally, I think it’s just a lot of people getting excited, and making much ado about nothing.”
      So, I asked, “Do you think I may be one of those excited people?”
      He laughed. “But the deer are coming out on this side, though. I have seven or eight in my yard right now. But they’re not coming out in big herds yet, 70 or 100 in one bunch, like there will be soon.” He reported that the levee has just had a couple of big landslides down around Arkansas City. That does make people excited.

     During the Greatest Flood, 1927, Barbara’s grandfather and other men were sitting around, talking about the flood. One man said, “Well, that levee won’t break. I’ll drank every drop of water that comes through that levee.” Just then, a man ran up, hollering that the levee had broken, and the water is on its way. Barbara’s grandfather jumped up, probably yelling, “Well, you better get to drankin’!”
     He outran the flood waters all the way to McGehee, in  his car, twenty miles.  Then, he got out his row boat, and offered a taxi service between McGehee and Watson. He never missed a chance to make a little money.
     So, nobody yet knows if the animals will die. But the river is still coming on up.  We’ll know in a few days.