Friday, November 4, 2016

Part Four of five - The Arkadelphia Tornado

 Fortunately, Barbara interviewed first, and that gave me a chance to settle down some. Barbara did great, as we all knew she would. She’s that way. But every word she said wound up on the cutting room floor, because she was not actually in the tornado. I did not say anything profound, but I stumbled through it. At least, the whole town was not laughing at me the next day. Not to my face, anyway.

      Kinley interviewed well, as always, a little gift handed down to her from Barbara. Mickey told of being busy hauling injured people out on doors, etc. while knowing his house had been hit, not able to go there. Also, about the total loss of their house, the loss of a very large number of family antiques. But he jerked a lot of tears with his declaration, "But I got what I most wanted from that house!" Tears on his cheek really set it off, and he was instantly every woman's hero.

     After the Dateline show aired, they also got a trip to New York to be on the Montel William's show, where they got a new living room and bedroom suite out of the deal. Kinley's back was still bad, so Montel even upgraded them to a first class flight.

     Insurance appraisers descended upon the town in droves one day. Before I knew they had even seen the house, they came to see me, bringing me a check for the total loss of the Crittenden street house. I told them, "The contractor said he could repair it."

     But for the amount of the policy?" he asked.

     "Well, I don't know, I haven't got a bid on it yet." Finally realizing I was talking against myself, which is not uncommon for me, I shut up, thanked him, and gracefully accepted the check.

      My banker had a good laugh when I told him. When he finished laughing, he told me that if the insurance people had just came down and looked in his files at his pic of that house before the tornado, they would never have paid me a dime.
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      Years passed. That house, which I have lovingly called Crittenden House for many years, sat right under the new city manager’s office window. I guess they finally got tired of looking at it, because the city finally bought that house from me, on a handshake, and it is now a nice new city hall secondary parking lot. The new city manager told me that I could salvage it, then bring him the keys. I did, but when I took the keys over to his office I had to tell him; “Here’s the keys, but you see, Jimmy, it now has no doors. Or windows.“  My beloved Crittenden house passed on at the ripe old age of 106. Yet much of it lives on, spread all over Little Rock as antiques from the Blue Suede Shoes flea market.
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     I decided to repair it myself. I did, and three weeks later, it was leased again. One of those guys who makes a living off disasters came up from Florida. Told me he was short on cash, long on tools, and talked me into accepting a chain saw for a deposit. Said he would have a lot of money in a few days. But Arkadelphia had put in emergency rules to keep that kind of stuff down. He had no permit, so he must have been disappointed, because he called me a couple of days later from Hot Springs. Seems he had gone over there to drown his sorrows, got himself thrown in jail,  and asked if I would bring his truck over to bond himself out of jail. I did. A week or so later, he went home. Later, he called and asked if I would send his chain saw to him. I told him that if he would send his rent money still due, and shipping charges for the saw to me, I would. I never heard from him again. His chain saw is still in my garage, but I have never been able to get it started.

     One day, as I sat on top of that house putting shingles on, I sat awhile just looking over all that destruction with a bird's eye view. It still had a pink cast to it, from all the insulation lying around. FEMA  was doing a great job, hauling off the waste. I had heard this town was the first one in which FEMA went onto private property, instead of requiring the landowners to haul it to the curb. This was back in the days when FEMA was still run by a good ole' Arkansas boy from Danville, and it was getting done right. Volunteers from everywhere were all over down there, chain saws going.

      I looked down at the nice little lady, trudging along the street, pulling her little red wagon filled with cold water for the workers. She had been doing that for days and days now. I didn't know her, but I wished I did.

      I just lost it, and sat on that roof bawling like a baby for my town.

     The neighbor across eighth street were not as lucky as I. His house was just a pile of rubble, along with two other small houses his dad owned. That was to be his inheritance, he said. His dad came to town, and they set in to rebuild it themselves. They worked endlessly, day after day—Even the young children. Every plank was pulled out, the nails removed, stacked neatly. When I had finished my house, I asked the dad, a tough old man from the old school, if I could help. He thanked me, then said, "As sure as I do start letting people help, someone will get hurt, then they'll be sueing me, sure as the world."

     They finally got ready to put the top on, but there was just no plywood to be had in town. They were stalled. Then I remembered. I had some plywood in a storage building, and I knew it would just about be the right amount for that small house. I told the old dad I would give it to him if he would let me help. The Dad was in a bind. No top for his house, and it was supposed to rain in a day or two, or risk getting sued.

     I told him, "Now look! I've built three houses, almost completely by myself. I've worked on these rent houses of mine for years. I don't get hurt, and I wouldn't sue you if I did."

     He just looked me over good for a long time, started shaking his head, grudgingly agreed, and    walked off, muttering about getting his pants sued off.

    We hauled the plywood from my storage building.  I grabbed a piece of plywood, got up on the house, drove a nail, then took a step. My right foot slipped off a 2x4 down to another, only 3 inches or so, and my sometimes trick knee gave out, and something went bad wrong with my foot. Good grief! What could I tell that dad? So I didn't tell him. Just said I had to run an errand, but he knew by the way I was hobbling what the problem was. I knew he thought I was headed for my lawyer's office. But, I drove to the emergency room. Seems my big toe had popped out of place.

     The doc came in, gave me pain shots.But I had been wearing the same pair of tennis shoes every day since the tornado, three weeks, and my bare foot smelled really ripe. Rather that endure all that waiting for the pain shots to kick in, he just grabbed my toe and yanked it back into place. I thought about screaming, but decided against it.

     When I got back out to the old man’s house, I was not going to be able to climb for a while, so I just had to confess to the old man, who was eyeing me hard. I again gave him another promise not to sue him.


     They continued on with the house. A group of Mennonites came down from up north somewhere, and they helped finish it. How they ever talked the dad into letting them, I'll never know. Maybe since he had dodged one bullet already, he was softening a bit. Just as they had put on the finishing touches and the last nail was driven, the city decided to use that land for the new City Hall. So, it was immediately torn down again. But I guess the old man, (who reminded me of my Dad)  his hard working son, wife and kids, came out better financially. When the city takes land, I've heard they pay by the square foot, which also means through the nose. I never did know their names, or what became of them. But I still think of them occasionally, with a lot of respect and a smile.

     Much of this next segment is based on facts, as I remember them. The rest is based upon the scuttlebutt around town about what was going on at City Hall. Scuttlebut is not necessarily true, but it sure began to seem to me like it was. Some said City Hall was being transformed. Since so many were rebuilding, It was a really good time to toughen up the city building standards. The City Manager at that time seemed to me to be a bit of a gunslinger, and, as he came from Cut and Shoot, Texas, maybe he was.


     Our Clay street house was rebuilt, for about what the house cost me in the first place. This was the first rebuilt house to be finished since the tornado, I was told, and the scuttlebutt was, it was destined to become the test house for the new building policy.

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